Watermelon Punch, Carrot Kick & Veg Burger Chop: Supreme Master Ching Hai’s Kung Fu Story, Part 1 of 4

I saw your kung fu today. It’s fantastic! I looked at it again. I like it very much, especially the cat with the vegan peace. She kicks so high! Even green fingernails. You guys are good. When I wrote the script, I didn’t imagine it’s that good. It’s better than I imagined. I didn’t know if we had any kung fu, in our group. But then you surprised me. Very good. It’s real… I like the carrot kick. I like the pineapple punch. That reminds me of when I was younger, when I studied kung fu. I studied, in Aulacese (Vietnamese) we call it “Meihua Quan.” And then, I studied like tiger stance… Don’t think that we are only girls here. We have punch power. We have watermelon punch, carrot kick, veg burger chop. We can chop with our teeth. Don’t mess with my girl. Learn some. It’s good exercise and discipline. Get up early in the morning, kick a few, and then go sit still. Combine actions and stillness. That will be good for you.