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Maestra spune glume

Take a look into the candid conversations between Supreme Master Ching Hai and Her disciples, on subjects ranging from spirituality to daily life, as well as rare insights into other realms beyond Earth. We must open our hearts to all kinds of noble influence, all kinds of noble company; we must take advantage of this chance. If we still believe that to improve our purity, to improve our wisdom is the highest purpose of humanity, then we must make effort. ~ Supreme Master Ching Hai (Vegan) World-renowned Humanitarian, Artist, and Spiritual Master

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Yesterday, the one who told a story about tofu… Because I had just talked about tofu a moment ago... If it is so smoky, then close your eyes for a moment until the smoke is gone. If your nose is congested, then pinch your nose, too. He told the story that there was a monk... But I didn’t know if the story was true or not, because he told the story, not me. There was a monk who was in a house – no,
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 11 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 11 din 11

“A traveler.” “A traveler named John pulled into a little town for the night to find every hotel room was taken. He pleaded, ‘You have got to have a room somewhere or just a bed. I don’t care where.’ So, the manager admitted, ‘Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have c
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 10 din 11

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“There’s a father who said to a friend, ‘You know, when I was younger, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper, but my son has his own color TV, phone, computer, and CD player.’ So, his friend said, ‘So what do you do?’ ‘Well, I send him to my room.’”“A young boy and his girl were embracing passionately in the front seat of a car. She asked him, ‘You want to go to the back seat?’
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 9 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 9 din 11

“A Baptist preacher, a Presbyterian minister, and a Lutheran pastor got into a discussion as to which denomination Jesus Christ would belong to.” Ah, here we come again. “Each claimed that He would belong to his own.” Of course. “So, the Baptist preacher declared, ‘He would obviously be Baptist. We are so on fire with the zeal for God, just like He was when He was on Earth. He would join us in a h
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 8 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 8 din 11

Yeah, fine. Up! Good boy. You OK now? You are tired? I love you. Oh, I love you. My little Liebchen (Sweetheart). Come, get up. Come here, read me a book of jokes. Do some work. Hey, Happy. OK, she wants some love.“One day, a boy was digging in his backyard, and his neighbor asked him, ‘Hey, Timmy, what are you doing that for?’ And Timmy said, ‘My goldfish(-person) died, and I’m burying him.’ The
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 7 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 7 din 11

“At the end of a performance, there were a couple of extras in the play, talking together backstage. ‘What’s the matter with our leading lady?’ One actress said, ‘She seems really mad about something.’ And the other said, ‘Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlight.’ ‘Nine!’ Exclaimed the first actress. ‘That’s pretty good, isn’t it?’ The other one replie
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 6 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 5 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 4 din 11

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I told you that already, I’m sure. I’m sure I told you this [one], but it’s funny, so I’ll tell you again, in case. And beware when you go watch movies or in some crowded place. “There was a lovely and shapely young lady trying to board a city bus. But she was filled with packages and bags and everything, and she was wearing a very tight dress. So, it was difficult for her to step on the bus witho
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 3 din 11

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“A husband and wife were watching a movie on the TV the other night where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he was in fact cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. And she said, ‘Yes, yes, of course I would, but not so much to find out who was the other woman, but to see if I could find out what she saw in you.’”“Three men w
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Sfinţii veseli, partea 2 din 11

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Sfinţii veseli, partea 2 din 11

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Celebrating Vegan Moon Festival with Master, Part 2 of 7

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Celebrating Vegan Moon Festival with Master, Part 2 of 7

(So, the second number of our program today is our Indian brother that will tell some jokes for us.) (And make You laugh.) […] OK. Let’s hear some Indian songs. (Jokes.) Jokes? OK. The Indian people have jokes? Wow, I missed something when I was in India then. I never heard any jokes in India. I always heard something like, “hey” or “chalo.” (We tell jokes, and everybody’s laughing.) OK. Yeah.Come
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Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 6 of 8

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A blind man was sitting on a park bench. A priest sat down next to him. The priest was chomping on a piece of waffle biscuit. Taking pity on the blind man, he took out another biscuit and gave it to the blind man. The blind man ran his fingers carefully over the surface of the biscuit and several minutes later, he turned around and tapped the priest on the shoulder and said to him. […]I have a jok
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Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 5 of 8

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Love Is Stronger Than Ego, Part 5 of 8

A small girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “Can we leave now?” “No,” the mother said. “Well, I think I have to be sick.” “Then go out to the front door, around to the back of the church, and be sick behind a bush.” In about two minutes, the little girl returned to her seat. “Were you sick then?” her mother asked. “Yes,” the little girl replied. “Wel
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Când (Domnul) Iisus trăia, El nu avea nici măcar încălţăminte. Trebuia să se ascundă peste tot, tot timpul. […] Şi apoi, după ce a murit, uitaţi-vă la câte biserici avem. (Da.) Goale, unele sunt goale, unele sunt mari şi goale. […] Noi le-am repara. Am plăti pentru curent, apă, şi mâncare şi le-am repara. Acesta este cel mai bun mod de a folosi o biserică, nu-i aşa? Mergeţi să vă rugaţi lui Dumnez
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The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 5 of 6

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The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 5 of 6

There was another doctor. […] So, one day, he was invited to come to a person who happened to shoot himself accidentally with an arrow while he was practicing archery. And he shot himself in his own leg. […] The arrow went deep inside and half stuck out and half was in the flesh. So the doctor came, took a knife, cut the outside half and then went home. And the patient, “Hey, hey, hey…!” […]OK, pe
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The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 2 of 6

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The Holy Golden Mouse, Part 2 of 6

OK, now! Let’s have some jokes. It’s some Aulacese (Vietnamese) jokes. […] Now, there was a Master, so-called Master. I don’t know, maybe a Supreme Master even. He was very virtuous, supposed to be, and also very clean, very pure, like you cannot offer anything to the Master, for example, otherwise, your ID card will be confiscated! […] So now, this Guru has a wife and kids and all that, and He is
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Master’s Sacrifices for Love, Part 10 of 10

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Master’s Sacrifices for Love, Part 10 of 10

So, it’s not like you can bring as much Power as you want down here. You have to cover it, use the Light to cover. Just like you put things in a bag, the fragile things in a bag. […] You can’t just let it all hang out raw. Then everybody will get shocked and die too, or burned to a crisp, because of the electricity power. And God’s Power is zillions, thousands of zillions of thousands stronger tha
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Meditaţia în orice moment este mereu benefică, partea 11 din 12

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Meditaţia în orice moment este mereu benefică, partea 11 din 12

Acest Maestru Nastratin, era foarte rău. A spus o glumă ca aceasta: odată, Nastratin s-a dus în grădina unui vecin, a luat unul dintre pepeni și l-a pus în geanta Lui. Și atunci, vecinul a ieșit și a întrebat: „Ce face pepenele meu în punga Ta?” Mulțumesc, iubire. Du-te și mănâncă acolo. (Da. Mulțumesc.) Și Maestrul Nastratin a spus: „Și eu am pus aceeași întrebare.” El era atât de drăguț. Îmi pla
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Follow My Example and Assist Humankind, Part 10 of 14

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Follow My Example and Assist Humankind, Part 10 of 14

These days I feel so much love. I don’t know what to do with all this love. I don’t want to leave, myself. I don’t want to go home, myself. […] So much love, don’t need anything else. “All we need is love.” That’s what they say. God. It’s really true. It’s really true. Nice. It’s nice like this when you have many hundreds of people, but you feel like one. Feels like together[ness]. How come this t
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