In today’s news, Japan funds food aid for Malawi. Industrial use of toxic chemicals associated with higher risk for neurological disease, ancient farming community members worked together to create remarkable irrigation system, Portugal includes animal-people rescue in disaster planning protocols, teenager in Utah, USA, spends summer making customized 3D-printed wheelchair for toddler, Indian food tech startup receives major funding to build vegan nutrition platform, and duckperson forms healing friendship with Golden Retrieverperson in United States.
Today I have a tip on how to make matcha (green tea powder) lemonade.
Now, it’s time to enjoy your laughter club membership with some jollity as the joke of the day, entitled ““Family-Sized” Problem” is on its way.
A customer called a restaurant to complain.
“I ordered your ‘family-sized’ vegan lasagna.”
“Was there a problem?”
“Yes. It’s nowhere near the size of my family.”
“How big did you expect it to be?”
“Enough for the parents and kids.”
“How many kids?”
“Six. Plus, our four doggie companions – we consider them our kids too.”
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And now we have a heartline in French, with multiple-language subtitles, from Carole in France
