In today’s news, Kyrgyzstan sends aid to Afghanistan after earthquake, Swiss glaciers found to be in peril, Canadian government begins new initiative to build affordable homes, Chinese tech firm exhibits latest public safety products, lottery winner from Virginia, USA, gives it all away to charity, UK survey finds growing support among parents for vegan food in schools, and United States police and firefighters rescue elderly dog-person stuck in mud.
Smiles are contagious when we hear a good joke! This one’s called “Uncle? Not Me!”
Jimmy was strolling through the park with his girlfriend Raquel when a little boy ran up to them.
“Uncle! Can you help me get my ball?”
“Hey, don’t call me uncle — I’m still young!”
“Why does that bother you so much? It’s just a word.”
“See? Aunty is laughing at you!”
“Aunty?! Who are you calling aunty?!”
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And now we have a heartline from Paisley in the United States
