Are you guys happy? (Yes!) (So happy, Master!) (Very happy.) So, I don’t need to do anything. All I do is just buy a lot of food. People just come, “Oh. Great Master! Wow, yum-yum!” So easy to make you happy. I wish I am that easy. […] Do you want some more food? I don’t have. Sounds good to me, but I don’t have anymore, until the next time. OK. Anyway, time to go eat. (Yes.) We go to another kitchen now, check out what they have. […] Let’s go check the real kitchen. Let’s go eat together. (Yes!) […]
Sorry, you have to share the room with dog(-people). OK, huh? You alright? (Yes.) Some in kitchen, some in here, We have room. (Yes, Master.) Next time, I’ll build a palace for you. It doesn’t cost anything to joke. My shoes are in the house. Are you guys happy? (Yes!) (So happy, Master!) (Very happy.) So, I don’t need to do anything. All I do is just buy a lot of food. People just come, “Oh. Great Master! Wow, yum-yum!” So easy to make you happy. I wish I am that easy. So, everybody’s here now? Nobody in the kitchen anymore? (Yes, two people, Master.) (Just cleaning a little bit...) Wonderful. Wonderful. So, we have room. (Yes.) Can even sit more here. Why not sit out there? Then other people can sit. You OK now, yeah? Everything is fine. (Yes.) Wonderful, yeah? (Yes, Master.) OK.
Do you want some more food? I don’t have. Sounds good to me, but I don’t have anymore, until the next time. OK. Anyway, time to go eat. (Yes.) We go to another kitchen now, check out what they have. They’re cooking for you. It’s done? Is it done? (Yes.) Cooking done? (Yes.) How do you know? You stay here all this time and just say, “Yeah, yeah.” Don’t even look. “Yeah!” That’s Korean; must be. Always say, “Yeah, yeah.” OK? (OK.) They’re happy, and you don’t film them. Why do you film me? I am not the one who has any (vegan) cakes or anything. Be careful there. It’s good. (So happy.) Yeah, happy, you have to… (Ohhhh!) Nothing. I just told them to laugh. The people behind don’t know what’s going on. More, again, again. (Wow!) (We all thank You, Master.) (Thank You, Master.) Let’s go check the real kitchen. Let’s go eat together. (Yes!)
What’s your name? So easy, easy. Let’s go. Easy to remember. Let’s go check out the real kitchen. For what? Do you want some more food? (No, I want to translate for him. I heard that You asked him something.) Yeah, just the name. (Yes.) Did you have food in the kitchen? (Yes, yes, it was great. Thank You. Very far, very far.) I was worried you … (You are so kind.) But you didn’t save anything for these guys? (Yes, we did. A little bit. We were there.) You were there? (Yes.) Great. Take care of yourself because here is grabbing. There’s no saying you, me – nothing, just this. Come on, everybody. Let’s go and check what they have.
Is the food good? (Yes, Master, always good.) So, this is what you eat, that’s it? (Yes.) (Coming.) (It’s coming.) This is from my kitchen. (Yes.) And what do we eat? (It’s coming. Coming. They are going to serve it in a minute.) Coming when? (Yes.) What’s that? (Rice.) It’s not cooked. (I think cooked already.) Yeah? (Yes.) Wow! Like for elephant[-people]. Nice. It’s cooked. Ah, wonderful! If we have rice, that’s good enough. We just add soy sauce or whatever. (Yes.) Very simple. (Yes, seeing Master is enough.) Coming? Yeah, coming. Who is bringing the food?
Ah, apple! Look at that! (Oh!) Ohh!! First, we praise the apples! And then later we eat something else. (Great food.) (Fruits from here are very good, Master.) Ah? (Fruits from here are very good.) I know. Because when we eat together, it’s always good. (Yes.) Come. (Thank You.) You’re welcome. (Thank You.) I just washed my hands upstairs, really, because I know maybe I’m going to touch some food. Here you are. (Thank You.) You don’t want? (Thank You.) At home, I only eat these without the head (stem). But here, they buy a lot; they cannot avoid. It’s not like they are hypocrites. (Such a nice fruit.) (Thank You, Master.) (Hi, Master.) You’re welcome. Here, love. (Thank You very much.) Apple! Come along. Quick! Quick! It’s very easy. Come, apple. I don’t touch you because I washed my hands already. For the apples. So, I will not touch your hand. Not because I don’t like your hand. I love your hand. Come, baby, come. (You shouldn’t have washed Yours.) No, I washed them because… (You shouldn’t.) Why? (So, everything is into it.) But even if I wash, it’s still my hand. I washed them so that I can touch the food.
Come on, quick, quick, before I change my mind. Change my mind now, I’m changing my mind. I’m changing, changing! Changing my mind already. Come. No? Finished? (Yes.) The cameramen all have? Come here, the kitchen. Kitchen. There you are. Cameraman and camerawoman. Kitchen. Apple? (Yes, Master.) You have? (Thank You, Master.) You have apple? (We have it.) OK. Cameraman. (Thank You, Master.) Any other? One more cameraman, no? (Back here.) (Behind.) Ah! There you are. (Thank You, Master.) Looks good though. When I go to the supermarket, I only look for this thing, without the attachment. It could be plucked, but there’s more chance that it’s fallen easily. So it doesn’t hurt the tree. And my attendant knows that, but sometimes they… Ah, you know.
I rarely eat bananas anymore because… (They cut the plant.) Only when I go buy the banana myself, then I know which one that the tree has fallen and died before they harvested the bananas – then I take them. If not, I don’t take bananas. Oh. No tissue, nothing? Don’t have, huh? How do you wipe your mouth? Don’t worry, love. Don’t worry. What is in there? How many more? (There’s still…) How many? (There’s a salad and…) OK, come on, eat, guys! Wow! Delicious. We don’t wait because the other one is salad anyway, so you can eat after. Let’s eat when it’s warm. Hoola hop. Hoola hop. (Some tissue there. Master, tissue.) Oh. I already… Like everybody else. When you do like this, it’s like everybody else now. Everybody likes it.
Come on, guys. I don’t have any cup. Can I have a cup? (Oh, give You a cup.) Cup, cup. (Can use a bowl.) I put the food in the cup. I’m also in the queue. Never mind? (You really not [want]?) Come. I was before you. You’re an old man, you go first. Mama. I’m before you. (That’s true.) Open this. Oh! (Oh! It’s another one.) Delicious. Tissue? (Yes.) I’m going to wrap my apple. I put it here. This one’s good. Mama, come. (Thank You, Master!) More? Do you want more? No more? (No. It’s a lot already.) Where are you from? (I’m from Hungary.) Hungary? (Yes.) Oh. It’s very cold over there. Is it cold? Cold. You two live there? (Yes.) What about him? (No, Master.) Where does he live? (In Germany.) Ah, I forgot. OK.
Normally, I don’t eat this at home. I only eat what’s on the list. And a little bit more after I know it, but I’m eating this. And what is to eat with this? (Here it is.) (Here.) Have some? (No. They are getting something.) They are getting something. (Yes, getting something.) Thank you very much. “Please do not talk while taking your food!” It’s no good. You do not want to… Sorry, I didn’t see this (sign) before! I didn’t see this before! Somebody put it there after. (Master, hot.) Wow! (Wow, rice!) Don’t talk! No! You love me talking into your food, I know that, but I’m not tricked. Wow! This is really nice. Nice rice, look at that! Ow! Hot! (Hot!) No, you cannot talk! But it’s hot. Cannot talk. Don’t talk!
OK, guys, I’m going to eat with fingers. Who cares? Come on, go get your food! (They’re coming soon.) Coming where, what? (For food.) Coming something for me, what is it for me? A bowl, so small. (And chopsticks.) And chopsticks. Oh, there’s a chair there. (Yes.) Can somebody give me that chair, please? (Yes.) Oh, it’s OK. One person already [went]. OK, let’s go eat together, kitchen [team] and everybody. Come on. (Put it here?) I put here.