In today’s news, United Nations Children’s Fund and United Kingdom partner to assist Syrian refugees in Jordan, French study reveals that humans may breathe in far more microplastics while indoors than expected, Brazil to end use of live animal-people in cosmetics testing, US company begins commercial production of stronger-than-steel wonder wood, Singaporean bus driver finds and returns passenger’s lost wallet, online supermarket in Denmark aims to boost its vegan protein sales through tracking tool, and San Francisco, USA, hosts cage-free senior dog-person sanctuary open to public.
I have a cybersecurity tip for you.
Your laughter muscles are about to get a workout. Today’s joke? It’s called “Unique Occupation.”
Seeking to expand his business by building a second office, the psychologist filled out a loan application to finance the project. He slid the agreement across the desk to the bank officer for review:
“I ran out of room here at the space for ‘occupation,’ so I had to abbreviate.”
He had written:
“Licensed psycho.”
Taking a look, the bank officer replied:
“Oh, don’t worry! I know you are not cuckoo.”
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