In today’s news, 15,000 internally displaced Somali children receive boost from United Nations education program, statistical modeling and satellite imagery used to assess impact of Russia-Ukraine (Ureign) war on global food supply, new 2,000-mile freight line connecting China to Afghanistan opens officially, United Nations agency develops mobile app to take action against plastic pollution, paramedic in United States saves man’s life and six years later saves his daughter’s life, first-ever vegan smash burger launched in Sweden, and research finds elephant-people, like humans, enjoy varied diet.
If you’re planning on heading out on a hike or going on a camping trip, this tip may be even more useful to you. It’s about how to open a can without a can opener. You never know when you may have to use it, especially during an outing adventure. First, take the can and flip it upside down, then quickly rub it across a hard, flat, rough surface like concrete, a sidewalk or a flat stone. Keep going until you see moisture appear on the surface or on the lid of the can. Flip the can over again and wrap your fingers and hands around the sides of the can and then press. If you did it right, the lid will pop off. If not, try to scrap the lid once again.
Now, it’s time to sprinkle some chuckles into your day with the following joke. It’s entitled, “Same Result Every Time.”
An elderly man came to a pharmacy and complained to the pharmacist about the blood pressure monitor he had bought just two days earlier:
“Excuse me, ma’am, I don’t think this machine works properly.”
“What do you mean, sir?”
“Because the machine keeps showing the same result. It doesn't matter if I take the test in the morning, afternoon, or evening.”
The pharmacist took a look at the blood pressure monitor and said:
“Sir, you need to remove the protective film cover on the display in order to see the result behind it.”
And now we have a heartline from Concetta in Italy:
Dearest Master and devoted Supreme Master TV team worldwide, I would like to let you know how much I cherish, appreciate and love the daily broadcasting of your fabulous shows.
THANK YOU, MASTER, for supervising and coordinating it all. The broadcasting of Supreme Master TV radiates Your Blessing and Your Love throughout the Universe! Thank you also, all the Saints who tirelessly work at Your side and assist You with their technical knowledge and talents.
I have been privileged enough to contribute to some Supreme Master TV shows and can only partially fathom all the work and dedication that goes into every show. I am astonished every day by the beautiful and informative programs that you broadcast worldwide. So many astounding images! So many noble actions! So much information on different cultures, species and individuals. In the comfort of my home, it feels like I’m taken on a trip to discover all the corners of our planet. Your shows have deepened my understanding and appreciation of the world.
I feel so grateful to our beautiful planet, so grateful to the flora that beautifies our world and nourishes us with an abundance of rainbow-colored foods, so grateful to all the animal-people for blessing us with their love — I just cherish all the animal-people clips! — and last but not least, I am so grateful for all Your teachings. Years ago, a dear friend introduced me to You. We sat down to meditate together, and I simply asked You whether You were meant to become my Master. I hadn’t finished formulating my thought that Your answer came through — loud and clear. YES! Since then, there has never been a doubt in my mind. You are my Master, You are the TRUTH, You are the WAY. I am so fortunate to have met You! Thanks to the Love and Blessing radiating from Supreme Master TV, I perceive Master’s presence every day right here in my own home!
From the bottom of my heart, I express my deepest gratitude to You, Ultimate Master! I wish You good health and protection. Thank You for being at our side during this challenging time for our planet. I cannot imagine my life without Your infinite LOVE. I pray that Your heart won’t hurt anymore and that You won’t shed tears anymore because finally humankind will have embraced a peaceful vegan way of life. I LOVE YOU! Yours gratefully, Concetta, an organic farmer in Italy
Glowing Concetta, Thank you for your acknowledgement and appreciation of Master and Supreme Master Television. It is our greatest honor to assist Master in Her noble mission to save the Earth and usher in an enlightened age for humanity. Her remarkable perseverance, boundless Love and compassion are constant reminders to us to do our best and follow Her selfless example. May you and the magnanimous Italian people be held in God’s everlasting Embrace, Supreme Master TV team
P.S. Master has this loving message for you: “Enchanting Concetta, I am touched by your kind and caring words, which I feel in my heart. It is wonderful to have disciples like you who appreciate the sacred opportunity to be initiated and practice the Quan Yin Method. I am glad you make the most of the opportunity and utilize the manyfold blessings that come from Supreme Master Television to enhance your practice and your life in general. Everything I do is from my love for the beings in this world and the whole Universe. When I hear from people like you, it gives me a lot of encouragement to continue, so thank you for that, my love, and for your prayers as well. May you and awe-inspiring Italy bask in the eternal Light of Divine Sunshine.”
