In today’s news, Global fundraiser advances child education and health. UK-led study finds artificial intelligence may give users misleading health advice, Singapore achieves first on-site use of 3D concrete printing, German scientists find rising temperatures increasing forest soils’ methane absorption capacity, US woman rescued from sinking car gives birth to daughter on her birthday, Norwegian company launches new vegan omega-3 algal oil, and Indian woman saves 20 stray dog-folk in sincere act of compassion.
Let the worries of the world melt away. Join us for the joke of the day entitled “Five-Star Logic.”
Dakota and Dylan were sprawled on the couch watching the big basketball game when Dylan suddenly muted the TV.
“You’re not going to believe this. All last night, I kept dreaming about the number five. It was everywhere—five clocks, five doors, five alarms going off all at once.”
“OK…”
“So today, I went to store number five on Fifth Street and bought five lottery tickets, and even picked numbers with fives in them. And you won’t believe what happened.”
“You hit the jackpot?!”
“Nope. All five tickets were losers… but the cashier at the store did say I have a ‘very optimistic energy.’”
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