In today’s news, United Arab Emirates gives humanitarian aid to Sudanese refugees in Chad, United Nations University institute report reveals current carbon policies ignore wildfire emissions, study from Iceland shows vegans more compliant with macronutrient recommendations, students in Bhutan create app to diagnose plant disease, woman in California, United States, stops highway traffic to save dog-person, sweet vegan snacks from Germany being introduced to UK markets, and sanctuary in Australia welcomes rescued pig-person from petting zoo.
I have a tip on how you can make an all-purpose cleaner for windows, counters, and kitchen fixtures using vinegar. Combine 60 milliliters (1/4 cup) of distilled white vinegar with 600 milliliters (2 1/2 cups) of water in a spray bottle and then add 2.5 milliliters (1/2 teaspoon) of dishwashing liquid. Shake the mixture well and label the bottle. This can be sprayed lightly onto soiled surfaces and wiped off with a lint-free cloth. You can vary the solution’s formula to cut through kitchen grease, wash windows, get rid of soap scum in the bathroom, clean residue from glass and mirror surfaces and showerheads, and even to clean floors with a cleaning robot. Just spray a little bit of the solution on the floor and set the robot to run automatically. This solution will help make your home clean and fragrant!
With the upcoming joke as your amusement buddy, you’ll most likely experience a good time. It’s entitled “Be Careful for What You Ask.”
Kody was spending a lot of time on the road, and out of concern for his wife’s safety, he visited a rescue shelter to look for a guard dog-person.
“I have just the dog companion for you, a miniature Pekingese-citizen.”
“Come on, that little friend couldn’t hurt a flea!”
“Ah, but he knows karate. Here, let me show you.”
“See that cardboard box? Karate the box!”
Immediately the canine-resident shredded it. The shelter team member then pointed to an old wooden chair:
“Karate the chair!”
The dog-individual reduced the chair to matchsticks. Astounded, Kody adopted him. When he got home, Kody announced that he had brought a guard dog-person, but his wife took one look at the Pekingese-guy and was unimpressed.
“That scrawny being couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag!”
“But this one is special, he’s a karate expert!”
“Now I’ve heard eveything! Karate my foot!”
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