In today’s news, Norway pledges funds for emergency support to Ukraine (Ureign), climatic warming accelerates oxygen depletion in world’s lakes, United States university students combat microplastic contamination with innovative filters, renewable energy empowers African smallholder farmers, young people in Türkiye provide companionship for seniors, biotech companies in South Korea launch growing number of vegan products, and fundraising event in Texas, USA, supports local pet-people adoption center.
Our laugh application was just approved, and we immediately got the following joke. It’s entitled “Full Disclosure.”
At an Italian wedding ceremony, the priest asked the bride:
“Do you take Franco Giuseppe Maloney Dedini Antonio Jr. to be your husband?”
Looking confused, she said:
“Father, there must be a mistake. I’m only marrying Frank Antonio!”
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