In today’s news, South Sudan receives funding from United States to avoid food insufficiency, World Economic Forum cautions of “catastrophic cyber event” by 2025, research shows teleconnections link large-scale weather patterns worldwide, walking daily could prevent one in 10 early deaths according to British researchers, musician in Ghana expresses compassion for all living beings, Dutch-headquartered therapeutic food brand launches new plant-based medical nutrition drinks, and winter storm in Israel wreaks havoc on sea turtle-friends.
Now, it’s time to bring some extra color to your day with the following joke. It’s called, “Finding Help.”
An elderly woman was moving into a nursing home and wanted to sell her old things. But she didn't know how to sell things online. First, she went to her friend and asked:
“Can you help me sell my CD player on the internet?”
“You can sell things on the internet?”
Then, the woman went to her sister and said:
“Can you help me sell my CD player online?”
“You can sell things ONLINE?”
Finally, the woman went to her 20-year-old grandson and said:
“Can you help me sell my CD player online?”
“What’s a CD player?”
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