In today’s news, African Development Bank helps flood-affected communities in Uganda, Australian study warns infants’ survival threatened by antibiotic-resistant pathogens, scientists from United Arab Emirates turn coffee and plastic waste into carbon-capturing material, European Union makes another significant investment in clean energy for African countries, US teenager’s fast action saves woman’s life, Swiss vegan food technology company debuts comfort food portfolio, and residents in Texas, USA, rescue green heron-person stuck dangling from tree.
Let’s now brighten our day with a laugh. Today’s joke is called “Halfway There.”
Two friends met and talked about recent events:
“How was your first date yesterday?”
“I’m halfway to success.”
“You mean it went so well that you feel she’ll be your wife someday?”
“No! When I was halfway to the restaurant, she texted to say she’s not coming. So, I nearly succeeded, which also means I’m halfway to success!”
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And now we have a heartline in Korean, with multiple-language subtitles, from Ji-eun in South Korea
