In today’s news, European Union offers new aid package to Ukraine (Ureign) and Moldova, environmental changes cause several parts of Earth to experience unusually cold winter temperatures, researchers in Germany find that climate fees on food could reduce greenhouse gas emissions, Uzbekistan benefits from investing in education and gender equality, man in Vermont, USA, saves missing dog-person from frigid water, self-heating vegan food box wins top prize at Asia-Pacific Innovation Awards, and endangered tortoise-people in Bangladesh return to their native habitats.
The joke of the day is here to help boost your happiness level. It’s called “Pressing Buttons.”
Curtis began to operate the microwave. His mother, bewildered at the complicated sequence of button presses, asked:
“What are you doing there?”
“Oh, just reheating these leftovers for two minutes at 80 percent.”
“Hmmm, I didn’t know you could do that.”
“Sure you can. How do you reheat a vegan meal?”
“Easy, I press two biscuits and a popcorn.”
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