In today’s news, World Bank supports Bangladesh updating social protection system, Australian study indicates warming climate can increase cardiovascular health problems, research points to economic benefits for United States under a scenario of “substantial growth” in vegan eating in nation, Maltese company develops sustainable cling film for packaging from seaweed, South Korean bus driver and passengers save unconscious Chinese student, Canadian scientists developing vegan gelatin substitute, and heroic trained rat-person sniffs out unprecedented number of land mines.
Here is a tip on how to make chili lime roasted cashews.
Now, it’s time to step into a moment of hilarity with the upcoming joke. It’s called “Foolproof?”
At a vegan coffee shop, a patron was having a conversation with the barista:
“What time do you have?”
“Oh, I don’t wear a watch anymore. But I did have one before that was waterproof, dustproof, and shockproof.”
“Well, what happened to it?
“It caught fire.”
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