In today’s news, World Food Programme helps Jamaicans recover after Hurricane Beryl, study from China finds over 100 different viruses in animal-people raised by fur industry, Iranian president promises ending morality police harassment of women regarding compliance with hijab (head covering) law, US government’s hurricane response “incompetence of the highest order” says Republican vice presidential nominee, the Honorable JD Vance, over century old animal-people meat company in Italy switching to plant-based proteins, research finds vegan meals a win for patients, hospitals and planet, and pygmy blue whale-person rescued from under pier in New Zealand.
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We have just pulled the joke of the day out of the chuckle bag. And here it is! This one's entitled “New Art.”
A man was chipping away a marble stone with a chisel and a hammer in his studio when a passerby saw what he was doing through a window and came inside.
“Wow, what are you sculpting?”
“Actually, I’m not sculpting, it’s a new form of performance art.”
“Really? What kind of art is it?”
“I’m making percussion music.”
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