In today’s news, Qatar Charity supports families in Yemen, 2024 poised to be warmest year on record, Thailand plans to distribute US$4.1 billion in financial aid during second quarter of 2025, research in Scotland reveals new insights on lifelong cognitive ability, Indigenous woman in Saskatchewan, Canada, heroically saves boy’s life, plant protein emphasized over animal-people meat in preliminary US dietary guidelines, and New Zealanders save more than 30 pilot whale-people.
This seems like a great moment to put on that good mood cap and enjoy the upcoming joke. It’s called “Lesson Learned.”
Mitch was driving home from work when he was pulled over for speeding. Two days later - same ticket, same police officer.
“So, have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have, sir. I’ve learned I need to take a different route home from work.”
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