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Before I do an act, I always aim to bring real emotions when practicing my lines. That helps me control and express them as needed for each scene. This always reminds me of the advice from our Most Beloved Supreme Master Ching Hai (vegan), about mastering our body, speech, and mind through meditation, originally shared in a lecture in Taipei, Taiwan (Formosa) on April 20, 1991.
Let's turn on those guffaw lights and enjoy the company of the upcoming joke. It's entitled “Space Snack Surprise.”
Two cool aliens landed on Earth and were exploring a grocery store. One alien picked up a bag of vegan potato chips and asked:
“What is this?”
“It's a snack. Humans put it in their mouths, crunch it, and then complain about their weight.”
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