仏教物語首楞厳経主マハーヴィーラの生涯Retreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回34:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Momマスターと弟子2026-04-15 1 閲覧数12026-04-15マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回33:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回A man said, “I can’t eat this food. Call the manager.” So the waitress said, “It’s no use, sir. He cannot eat it either.” A policeman was searching for those who didn’t wear a safety helmet at the croマスターと弟子2026-04-14 944 閲覧数472026-04-14マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回29:50悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such fマスターと弟子2026-04-13 1021 閲覧数52Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回32:39悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must saマスターと弟子2026-04-12 1183 閲覧数56Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターと弟子2026-04-11 1369 閲覧数61Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回33:11悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alaマスターと弟子2026-04-10 1543 閲覧数69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回32:15悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the マスターと弟子2026-04-09 2029 閲覧数71Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回38:41悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t yoマスターと弟子2026-04-08 2403 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の１０回34:59変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の１０回I’m just too sensitive. When I went up to take a bath and change my clothes, I felt very ashamed. Why do I have so much discrimination in my mind? But I could not bear it. So I bowed fully, from head マスターと弟子2026-04-07 2131 閲覧数66Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-07マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の９回35:38変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の９回Oh dear, we laughed too much! Laughing too much will make you shed tears. Humans are so weird. Whether they’re in the most painful state or the most… (Happy.) happy, their facial expressions look pretマスターと弟子2026-04-06 2229 閲覧数69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-06マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の８回37:57変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の８回(If we think more deeply, how profound was Milarepa’s faith in His Master, and to what extent? Should you encounter such kind of Master, I can tell you, by the second test, You all would have run off.マスターと弟子2026-04-05 2398 閲覧数77Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-05マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の７回33:25変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の７回It’s fine to talk, it’s fine. It’s also fine for you to talk. (They don’t like to hear me talk; they like to listen to You.) I’m not prepared to give a lecture here. Now there is no topic. Tong, do yoマスターと弟子2026-04-04 2469 閲覧数74Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-04マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の６回36:26変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の６回After that, the servant continued to say, “Do you know? Our female lama there, oh, she is terrific! Sometime ago, some people stole her things. She simply looked into a bowl with just water inside, anマスターと弟子2026-04-03 2657 閲覧数81Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-03マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の５回34:48変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の５回Have you ever read “The Little Prince?” (Yes.) It’s a very good book. What’s so good about it? It is very noble, very pure and clean, not forcing anything on anyone. But in the book, there’re lots of マスターと弟子2026-04-02 2863 閲覧数96Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-02マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の４回34:23変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の４回For some people who practice black magic or white magic, after they die, they still linger around, still stranded, staying around that kind of… We can say that it’s the state of “having nowhere to go,マスターと弟子2026-04-01 3037 閲覧数106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-01マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の３回35:16変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の３回He (an initiate) had practiced other methods before. He didn’t say who his master was. But once his practice reached a certain level, he was able to give lectures like this. He could speak many words マスターと弟子2026-03-31 3117 閲覧数110Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-31マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の２回33:51変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の２回If you’ve watched the video of me in Japan, you’d have seen me eating vegan hot pot. Have you? (Yes.) They thought that I was enjoying worldly pleasures every day. I tell you, it was only one time, onマスターと弟子2026-03-30 3162 閲覧数103Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-30マスターと弟子 変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の１回37:04変容した姿と阿修羅体の違い全１０回の１回Master was concerned that, every Sunday, when initiates from all over Taiwan (Formosa) gather in Miaoli for group meditation, the kitchen team works too hard to feed thousands of people. So, Master inマスターと弟子2026-03-29 3762 閲覧数125Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-29マスターと弟子 正しい法門こそが幸福と満足をもたらす全７回の７回34:51正しい法門こそが幸福と満足をもたらす全７回の７回It’s too much for you, too much. I meant that God gave us diamonds and gold so that we could use them to help other people. So, I said I use diamonds. I use gold and money. But I’m not dependent on orマスターと弟子2026-03-28 2590 閲覧数87Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-28マスターと弟子 正しい法門こそが幸福と満足をもたらす全７回の６回29:50正しい法門こそが幸福と満足をもたらす全７回の６回So, what was it now? I forgot. What was it before? (You have to be like the people.) Yes. Before that. Yes, yes. Because the ascetic way, that’s a good way, but there’s a bad effect, too. And all the マスターと弟子2026-03-27 2852 閲覧数100Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-27マスターと弟子
