In today’s news, United States gives food aid to four countries in need, Portugal reports hazardous ozone levels threatening public health, United Kingdom scientists developing app to detect early signs of disease in potatoes, United States chemists turn algae into plastic, Indian government employee rescues children from forced labor, Thailand’s first vegan-certified resort combines culture, peace, and sustainability, and new national park in Australia strives to protect koala-citizens.
I’m happy to now share with you this thoughtful tip by Beloved Supreme Master Ching Hai (vegan)
A chuckle, a snort, a full-on belly quake – today’s joke is here to make you shake! It’s called “Small World.”
One evening, a cop was rushed into surgery for an emergency appendectomy. The operation went smoothly, and afterward, he was surprised to see a card on the table next to him. On it was written:
Hope you recover soon.
By the way, the cost of my ticket is nothing compared to the ticket price of this procedure.
Sincerely,
The nurse you gave a traffic citation to this morning.
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